Save Against Frostbite

We pound a few back and tell some drunken stories.

Repost of an episode we did with the guys from Zero Fortitude.

Special guest host Micheal Hopkins

Skype was a little jittery

The future of MMOs

Try to dispel the stereotypes of the south

Doug lets us know you cum when you die.

Nostradamus was full of shit.

police brutality

"Archer" the awkward spy comedy

What's wrong with kids these days

Supervillans would make the world better

The pros of incest

We issue homework to the listener

Fighting isn't a sport it's an awesome

Comedy Roasts are great

Part 2 of Micheal Mills guest hosting

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How we game

Mafia wars

PS3 or 360

Crappy movies that are still worth watching

Drug culture in Ontario vs Arizona

Explicate podcasting

Would you still have sex if you could cum with the push of a button

Man get screwed to death by horse

Michael is here to guest host because he disagrees with everything we say.

Very little disagreement is done.

We find our guests website he didn't know he had.

Accidental back handed insult to Fear the Boot

Why being scared is a good thing sometimes

When criminals grow up

Pete talks about the guild of dirty bastards, join your local chapter today.

Racism

Our commentary track for mutant chronicles.

Gangstas and Thugs

Who the fuck do these assholes think they are?  I can’t just say “idiocy of youth” and leave it at that, because more and more I’m seeing these buttfucking bastards in their twenty-somethings (and sometimes thirty-somethings).  Who do I speak of, you ask?


    I’m talkin’ about wannabe thugs; third-rate gangstas; suburban playas.  Basically, I’m talking about immature idiots imitating imbecilic icons of incarceration.  Okay...so that wasn’t so basic, but you get the point.
    My question to these douchebags is this:  What purpose does it serve you to be a destructive hoodlum?  You don’t live in the inner city where your people are kept down by ever increasingly racially biased law enforcement.  You don’t have to become a criminal to survive in the harsh environment known affectionately as “The Streets”.  You don’t even belong to an organized criminal association (not that that would be a forgivable reason either).  No, you just parade around town with your dewrag-topped head held high, stirring up shit and attacking bystanders with assumed impunity.  The only reason you have for acting like a complete cuntstain is that it’s “cool”.

 
    Well I’ve got news for you, asshat: You aren’t cool.  You are a pathetic insult to all that poor inner city kids have to deal with on a daily basis.  You are a worthless cumsplatter on the face of society.  Do you think real “gangstas” LIKE being on the ass-end of civilization?  Sure, there are a lot of rappers who sing about thug life, but do you think for even a second a single one of them likes it enough to give up their swimming pools filled with cash9 just to grab a Glock 9 and go bust some caps?  Are you a complete moron?


    Sure, there are some idiot rappers out there who glorify thug life (*cough* 50 Cent *cough*), but people who take these living afterbirths seriously belong in the same category as people who worship Satan because they started listening to Gorgoroth.


    So, if you are one of these specimens who believe you deserve respect and adulation for being a violent, sociopathic shit-for-brains, then kindly go drink a pint of Javex.  You will be doing us all a big favour.

-Pete The Frostbitten Aug 27, 2009

The DragonCon story, yes it did happen

Sleazoid Mafia 666 

People who drop fish into there pussy

The growth of porn in our lives

Hangovers

Don't smoke cigarettes covered in piss

Men with breast.

Titty-sex

Your parents in your sex life

fallen earth sucks and Pete is wrong

New dethklok album

Just in case you wanted to get a hooker here is how to get away with it.

Next week THE DragonCon Story