Gangstas and Thugs

Gangstas and Thugs

Who the fuck do these assholes think they are?  I can’t just say “idiocy of youth” and leave it at that, because more and more I’m seeing these buttfucking bastards in their twenty-somethings (and sometimes thirty-somethings).  Who do I speak of, you ask?


    I’m talkin’ about wannabe thugs; third-rate gangstas; suburban playas.  Basically, I’m talking about immature idiots imitating imbecilic icons of incarceration.  Okay...so that wasn’t so basic, but you get the point.
    My question to these douchebags is this:  What purpose does it serve you to be a destructive hoodlum?  You don’t live in the inner city where your people are kept down by ever increasingly racially biased law enforcement.  You don’t have to become a criminal to survive in the harsh environment known affectionately as “The Streets”.  You don’t even belong to an organized criminal association (not that that would be a forgivable reason either).  No, you just parade around town with your dewrag-topped head held high, stirring up shit and attacking bystanders with assumed impunity.  The only reason you have for acting like a complete cuntstain is that it’s “cool”.

 
    Well I’ve got news for you, asshat: You aren’t cool.  You are a pathetic insult to all that poor inner city kids have to deal with on a daily basis.  You are a worthless cumsplatter on the face of society.  Do you think real “gangstas” LIKE being on the ass-end of civilization?  Sure, there are a lot of rappers who sing about thug life, but do you think for even a second a single one of them likes it enough to give up their swimming pools filled with cash9 just to grab a Glock 9 and go bust some caps?  Are you a complete moron?


    Sure, there are some idiot rappers out there who glorify thug life (*cough* 50 Cent *cough*), but people who take these living afterbirths seriously belong in the same category as people who worship Satan because they started listening to Gorgoroth.


    So, if you are one of these specimens who believe you deserve respect and adulation for being a violent, sociopathic shit-for-brains, then kindly go drink a pint of Javex.  You will be doing us all a big favour.

-Pete The Frostbitten Aug 27, 2009