Save Against Frostbite

The classic argument about super powers

Our planes for world domination

We give away our best story ideas

The road to hell...

If I was god I would start my own ghost busters

Metalocalypse S2E03

Brutal Legend

Media that can ruin someones life

The up side to mob justice

Does the upper class have the right to indulge at our expense

subsidized hookers for all

Hooters

Crime and punishment

Apologies are due

New season of Metalocalypse

More TV needs to end

The questionable priorities of google

Remembrance Day

Our commentary track for The Legend of Chung-Li.

Repost of an episode we did with the guys from Zero Fortitude.
The second part.

We pound a few back and tell some drunken stories.

Repost of an episode we did with the guys from Zero Fortitude.

Special guest host Micheal Hopkins

Skype was a little jittery

The future of MMOs

Try to dispel the stereotypes of the south

Doug lets us know you cum when you die.

Nostradamus was full of shit.

police brutality

"Archer" the awkward spy comedy

What's wrong with kids these days

Supervillans would make the world better

The pros of incest

We issue homework to the listener

Fighting isn't a sport it's an awesome

Comedy Roasts are great

Part 2 of Micheal Mills guest hosting

Auto-Fire

How we game

Mafia wars

PS3 or 360

Crappy movies that are still worth watching

Drug culture in Ontario vs Arizona

Explicate podcasting

Would you still have sex if you could cum with the push of a button

Man get screwed to death by horse

Michael is here to guest host because he disagrees with everything we say.

Very little disagreement is done.

We find our guests website he didn't know he had.

Accidental back handed insult to Fear the Boot

Why being scared is a good thing sometimes

When criminals grow up

Pete talks about the guild of dirty bastards, join your local chapter today.

Racism

Our commentary track for mutant chronicles.

Gangstas and Thugs

Who the fuck do these assholes think they are?  I can’t just say “idiocy of youth” and leave it at that, because more and more I’m seeing these buttfucking bastards in their twenty-somethings (and sometimes thirty-somethings).  Who do I speak of, you ask?


    I’m talkin’ about wannabe thugs; third-rate gangstas; suburban playas.  Basically, I’m talking about immature idiots imitating imbecilic icons of incarceration.  Okay...so that wasn’t so basic, but you get the point.
    My question to these douchebags is this:  What purpose does it serve you to be a destructive hoodlum?  You don’t live in the inner city where your people are kept down by ever increasingly racially biased law enforcement.  You don’t have to become a criminal to survive in the harsh environment known affectionately as “The Streets”.  You don’t even belong to an organized criminal association (not that that would be a forgivable reason either).  No, you just parade around town with your dewrag-topped head held high, stirring up shit and attacking bystanders with assumed impunity.  The only reason you have for acting like a complete cuntstain is that it’s “cool”.

 
    Well I’ve got news for you, asshat: You aren’t cool.  You are a pathetic insult to all that poor inner city kids have to deal with on a daily basis.  You are a worthless cumsplatter on the face of society.  Do you think real “gangstas” LIKE being on the ass-end of civilization?  Sure, there are a lot of rappers who sing about thug life, but do you think for even a second a single one of them likes it enough to give up their swimming pools filled with cash9 just to grab a Glock 9 and go bust some caps?  Are you a complete moron?


    Sure, there are some idiot rappers out there who glorify thug life (*cough* 50 Cent *cough*), but people who take these living afterbirths seriously belong in the same category as people who worship Satan because they started listening to Gorgoroth.


    So, if you are one of these specimens who believe you deserve respect and adulation for being a violent, sociopathic shit-for-brains, then kindly go drink a pint of Javex.  You will be doing us all a big favour.

-Pete The Frostbitten Aug 27, 2009

The DragonCon story, yes it did happen

Sleazoid Mafia 666 

People who drop fish into there pussy

The growth of porn in our lives

Hangovers

Don't smoke cigarettes covered in piss

Men with breast.

Titty-sex

Your parents in your sex life

fallen earth sucks and Pete is wrong

New dethklok album

Just in case you wanted to get a hooker here is how to get away with it.

Next week THE DragonCon Story

Music by the Throbbin Hoods.

Texting is the technology for dicks.

"spike tv is one giant insult to my intelligence as a man"

The new avatar trailer

Star Wars: The Old Republic

    Developmentally Delayed

Final Fantasy XIII; Star Craft II; and Grand Theft Auto 4.  What do these three games have in common?  Well, aside from the fact that they were/are being hyped more than Peter Molyneux’s sense of self worth, these games have all met with serious delays.  The question is:  Are delays a necessity in order to make a shitty game better for release, or is it all just polishing turds and taking your damn fool time to do it?
    In some cases, delays have done nothing to make a game that’s assumed to be good better.  In the case of Daikatana, three years went by and the finished product we got was a steaming pile of camel spunk.  Duke Nukem Forever is a joke played on all of us; not only did 3D-Realms sit on its hands for ten years before going tits up, but at this point who is even interested in this archaic franchise anymore?  If Duke Nukem Forever came out tomorrow with a price tag of $20, it still wouldn’t sell as good as a free kick to the nads.
    On the flip side, there are a few games which took the “It’s done when it’s done” route and came out shining like a sparkling fairy piss.  One of the most notable of these is Half-Life 2.  A vast, polished, and incredibly addictive game (if you’re into first-person shooters, that is), Half-Life 2 delivered to its fans exactly what they wanted.  Hell, I wasn’t even a fan of the first one, and I loved this sequel.  Of course, I wasn’t hopping up and down on my dick in anticipation for its release, either.  However; one game I was foaming at the mouth for which got briefly delayed was GTA4.  
Now, I don’t want to go sucking Rockstar’s dick or anything, but GTA4 is fucking brilliant.  Finally we have a somewhat believable story, with a realistic and relatable main character, and an eye-gougingly sweet physics engine in one of my favourite franchises.  Okay; granted the relationship mini-games are balls, and the loss of all that cool shit from GTA: San Andreas (*cough* planes, parachutes, and pedal bikes *cough*) was a bit of a blow to the series, but the significance of a major graphical overhaul on a series which has looked the same since its first incarnation on the PS2 is as enormous as Rosie O’Donnell’s left buttock.
Now that the fellating is over with, time to answer the question I posed earlier.  Are delays a good thing?  Simple answer:  Only if the company which is making the game is a juggernaut of gaming goodness.  I fully trust Square Enix to blow me away with their next Fantasy, and I am positive Star Craft II will kick a fuckload of  ass, but I would not trust a mediocre company such as, say, Koei to man up and make a blockbuster gaming experience if they put off releasing it for more than a year.  I say, if a gaming giant needs a little more time to tweak their art, let them.  In the end, we’re the ones who are going to benefit from it.

-  PeTe the Frostbitten

Our podcast is used as a masturbatory aid.

Is replay value in video games a myth and morality systems the lies that serve them.

The superior Canadian accent vs the American way of speech

How a country founded by immigration currently treats it's immigration

The battle for the arctic circle.

Health Care, Education and Dumb-Asses that can't do basic math

* Four explicit hosts try desperately to work within a PG-13 setting. They succeed, and the result is hilarious

* How do you play your game?

Hosts:
Artemis Knight from Bear Swarm
Ryan from Save Against Frostbite
Fraser from Accidental Survivors
Jonathan from Kicked in the Dicebags

Is Nintendo turning up it's nose at hard core gamers or is the problem with the casual gamer.

Inconsiderate pricing

Jack-ass customers

Quickie-Mart Fu

The corruption inherit in Politics and religion

We take a look at some stuff from Sword's edge publishing.

Why is the human race entertained by death.

Calm conversation is the best way to solve a problem, it won't work with these guys.

Random tragedy isn't news.

Game Balance

3 Dimensional pornography

None effective censorship.

The track for ep 12 has been lost forever, but here is ep 13 enjoy

Here is a little something Pete wanted to share with you all.

That Guy

No matter who you are, or where you’re from, you know That Guy. In the carpool he’s the one who insists you stop at a specialty cafe instead of Tim Horton’s; on the hockey team he’s the guy who screams for you to pass him the puck, even if he’s not open; in the video store he’s the guy who insists you rent some foreign art film even though most of your group wants the latest Jason Statham beat-em-up; and in the gaming group he’s the one who forces the story to revolve around his character, no matter the consequences.

Luckily for me and the Frostbite boys, we haven’t had That Guy in our group in a long time, but many of you poor fuckers have to see this douchebag at least once a week. That Guy is only ever interested in himself, and as such sucks all semblance of co-operation from any campaign. Is your group in an audience with some gang leader, and the focus has been off That Guy for a couple of minutes? He’s probably going to jump up and shoot some poor cunt in the face, just for the attention.

There are several ways to deal with That Guy; not the least satisfying of which being to pour sugar in his hybrid’s gastank. However; if you’re looking for a few not so destructive ways to deal with this shitstack, here are a few suggestions:

1. Encourage other players to out-ham him. Once other people are competing for the spotlight, That Guy may become discouraged. He also may become angry because he’s a selfish prick, but at that point the GM can safely point out to him that the other players are only doing unto him as he does unto them.

2. Deus-Ex Machina his ass. It’s cheap, and a little dirty, but it’s always effective to counter That Guy’s exploits by having his outbursts have absolutely no effect on the game at large. This seem exclusivist, but that asshole has to learn somehow, right?

3. Okay okay, the last two suggestions were pretty passive aggressive. Might as well put that sugar in the gastank, huh? So how about having his actions have a totally unexpected effect? All you have to do is predict what this bozo is expecting to accomplish with his prickishness, and then make the opposite happen. This is gonna take some creativity on your part, but if you’re a GM and not up to a creative challange, you might as well just go play a first-person-shooter on your PS3 instead.

Hopefully, you already have a system in place for dealing with That Guy. Hopefully it doesn’t involve flaming bags of excrement and his $100 leather loafers. In the end, the choice on how you put up with this human herpes sore is up to you. After all, you can always just kick him out of your house.

-PeTe the Frostbitten

Relationships built around video games.

Check out kicked in the dice bag and zero fortitude's last episodes.

Super Heroes settings for RPGs

Role playing within a MMO

Pete get given some soggy toast.

We make Pete self conscious about the taste of his sperm.

Come watch Dead Snow with us.

We are joined by Rob from the Bearswarm as a guest host.

Our highly bias opinion of celebrities selling out.

Military games, some of the problems and ways to solve those problems.

The World of Darkness

Pete compares us to Dr. Ruth

Rob is a Chef

Dairy = shit and fart

Best idea for food ever

The rule of the urinal

We don't link to 2 girls 1 cup for the sake of the outhouse

Hitman and Riddick

The IMDB quest for bad B horror and its synopsis ends up sounding like gay porn

Our commentary track on the 11th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

Our thoughts on anime and anime conventions.

Pete learns to stand out at a convention filled with crazy people in costumes.

We are eaten alive by mosquitoes

Anime Music Video

Why Jessica Alba career is tanking

Zooey Deschanel

Min\Maxing other player abuses

Come watch Poultrygeist with us.

spooky outhouse showcase

Bearswarm

Worf is iconic

Actors who spend there whole life playing one role

The spotlight in a roleplaying game

What would you do if your cousin tried to seduce you

kicked in the dice bags

I know we should have had a track for a movie up by now, we have had some problems but we will get one up for you guys



Our commentary track on the 10th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

The Canadian Mounties, using underestimation as a weapon since 1873

Imposing modern morals on a historical setting

We fellate George R R Martin

anallingus

Bearswarm thinks we talk about sex too much

Yes one of us was walked in on by our parents while 69ing

Pete really wants to talk about Prototype and infamous

The guilt of religion

Si-fi shows that make it to the apex of quality TV and those that don't

When should a TV show end

The difference between a movie that can be made into a trilogy and those that can't be.

Repo: The Genetic Opera, you may love it more then you will guess

Terrance Zdunich deserves a pussy pie

Hit Points vs real damage in RPGs

Giving up your PC to the GM as an NPC

Our commentary track on the 9th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

Yes, I know the audio quality sucks again I didn't think to switch the mic from the built in one to the mixing board.


Jonathan from kicked in the dice bag guest hosts.

Motion controls to take over gaming and it's next great direction.

Masturbation vs Sex

Sex-ed of our childhood.

Jonathan argues in favour of pubic hair.

A man talks about his LARP experience

Our commentary track on the 8th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

Our commentary track on the 7th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

We have a special guest to talk about Pete's special herb

Great stories about getting caught.

Scary stories about the rare times it goes bad.

Pete argues that a geek lifestyle is supported by the herb

labiaplasty before and after

Is it wrong to have standards

Great conversation about the orgasm

Terminator salvation

We are entering a golden age of movies

Our commentary track on the 6th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

Pete tells us about waterfalls. Not the ones that happen in nature.

Using Skype to have one of the members of your group join you.

We review Star Trek the Movie. what was the point in there shields?

Star fleet design there uniforms for easy access.

Hot chicks make a movie better but they don't make the movie.

What is the right way to jack-it

Come watch Oneechanbara: The Movie with us.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1192613/

Disclaimer: audio quality is horrible due to the crappy jury-rig recording set up

Do you want a cum stained sticky RPG book

We geek out with an old buddy. Showing off the greatness of Deadliest warrior, ghoultown, deathtank, Heroes of might and magic 3 ect ...


Is the geek out a lost art.

fuck society and geeks are everywhere

We talk about how our childhood nurtured our geekness

Gaming as a career and brain steroids

Geek porn watch girls like Chapel Waste and other geeks take it hard.

We are the age of our own sub-culture, it was bloomed shortly after we where born. Will it grow with us or will we pass it

bye.

Picture your mom, now picture her lips wrapping around your fathers hard dick.

Our commentary track on the 5th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

Deadliest Warrior is a great TV show with a bunch of jack ass host.

The world needs more entertaining science filled TV.

People need to stop breaking records that no one cares about.

Give bad movies a chance. You might just find zombie wrestling.

Do old role-playing games suck? Yes, but Pete disagrees


Are north american video games better then japanese games

Our commentary track on the 4th ep of the legend of zelda tv series. Watch it with us.

Just finished an interview with Jonathan from "kicked in the dicebag". Go check it out:

http://kickedinthedicebags.libsyn.com/

In this episode I credit the wrong person for agreeing with our abortion talk. It should be Jonathan from "kicked in the dicebad" instead of whatever I said.

http://kickedinthedicebags.libsyn.com/

Free abortions for all.

Mediocre Canadian vampire TV series vs mediocre white wolf vampire TV series. Somehow Canada won this one.

The future of video games and movies. The distant future.

Will technology one day put actors out of business

Should a GM fill in the blanks in your background to shape is plot.

Gaming without a hope for success.

The fear of death.

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This is an audio commentary track for the 3rd episode of the Legend of Zelda cartoon. Go find it and watch it with us.

I know we should have started with episode 1 but we didn't think of this until it was too late.

Enjoy

We rant about Billy Bob Thornton going on Jimmy Kimble and defending his actions.

Are celebrities allowed to be crazy just because they are famous.

Pete complains about people that complain about Observe and Report being "not what they expected"

Why are advertisers afraid to market a movie as dark.

"Short bus" the porn with a deep plot

abortions vs cheese, the ultimate battle

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We interview Kyle and Angela from the Gryphcon convention

College geek clubs

The difficulties of being a geek in a small town

The old story that D&D made a kid kill himself is not true
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_tunnel_incident

Video game sweet shops, Your dream job at 0.12$ an hour.

LARPing, we don't do it so we found someone that does. Now when we make fun of it we are no longer ignorant. (that works right?)

Watch the movie re-animator I haven't but pete says it's good

Does making chutulu cute sodomize the works of lovecraft.

Selling of new clothing that looks used. What the hell?


Gargoyles over Guelph

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Save Against Frostbite bonus interview blooper

We interview Chris Engler from the Podcast Wapcaplets.

Is it common to grow out of action games into more character driven ones.

What it's like to run a game at a convention.

Dirty hippy games, damn dirty hippies

D&D is destine to die from blot

Mosterpocalipse


Interview number 2, with GAGG (Geeks Against General Grossness)

Tell geeks they stink in a funny way

An organization that is just trying to get geeks laid

Introducing "Gagg Girl", Not what you think she is, unfortunately

Zombie Nerf War

We interveiw May Sherwood the co-coordinator of Gyphcon a very successful college gaming con in Guelph.

We talk about running a con, the gaming community and LARPers.

Does gaming make you a better person.

Running a con seems to be a sleep depriving experience

How to recover after the convention is done

What we think about the horrible game enchanted arms

Can you sleep in a bed your family has screwed in.

Sand paper suction

Fighting games are a dead

con hygiene

sexy food fights

The stages of getting into someones pants

What do crack heads need sugar for.

Horror role playing games, we aren't focused enough to play them.

Most characters made are complete over confident jack asses.

Diarrhea propulsion

The hazards of outdoor sex, mosquito bites on the balls, frostbite circumcision

As soon as you show bias about what you are willing to be offencive about you start becoming prejudice

Gross over simplifications on morality

Necrophilia vs racism

Great Canadian TV and why we don't watch it.

People that post sex videos of there ex-girlfriend are horrible people, but we still benefit from there actions.

The story of the magic cock, where did it come from and where did it go.

How we complete the spookyouthouse.

Klingon's are invading all parts of the geek culture

D & D and other games where you get extra lives, does it take away the challenge?

Could you sleep with a granny if she was a hot granny.

What size is your cucumber?

Reality tv is the natural evolution of entertainment television.

Would you be a president or dictator?

Can scaring your kid be good for them.

Ikea adds that give a horrible message.

A good add will make you forgive them for making you watch an add.

The new dairy queen add campain with the diembodied head is f*cking horrible. Every time I see it, it makes me want to kill

a dentist.

Have you ever caught your parents having sex. They do it a lot more then you think.

If you have sex next to an unconscious person it's only polite to let them join if they wake up.

Do your parents masturbate?

Grandma sex stories.

Pete is a big hairy mountain man

sodomizing of hippies

How much hair can you take on a woman?

Transportation of human goods.

Screw letter bombs, mail order zombies

We Bargain for a co-host's life.

Canadian football is the real football, but still a wimpy sport.

GTA 4 cock causes controversy.

Peachtree tv

Dark heresy review

Facebook terms of service change

Actors that do porn

nipple sizing

death panda

Homemade role playing systems

eat lead

The mutant restaurant chickens

We send someone to kill another podcast

Looting the fallen

Party Trucking

kilts

Your naked pictures will get out

wonderful world of dung

rocknrolla

yogurt cum

Porn lottery

The semantics of bukkake and the revers bukkake

I hope they serve beer in hell as suggested by okeefe

failed suicide

distractions at the table

Captain planet

reading rainbow

things to do to people that pass out

Our Thoughts on threesomes.

Pete tells us about the time he got cum on his face

Technical difficulty.

Update on our war on other podcast

Maiming of party members

Sexy star trek

Fringe

reality tv with a twist : cannabis castaways

We plan a preemptive strike against the Bear Swarm for there preemptive strike.

Snuff, rape, murder, suits made of skin. We are going to hell

Podcast are bad place to make war planes.

Two host, two very different violence tolerances

cannibal holocaust

Storyteller roll playing systems

Victims games

Max Payne
 

Nipples on men

Giving birth threw your testicles

Flat headed cocks

What can a fan really ask of an artist

We maybe insult George R. R. Martin, not really sure

Retro gamers that think the new games aren't real games

Holodecks will cause the down fall of humanity.

The world is F***** up.

If the Spanish Inquisition was right.

Party Implosion.

We forget about nipples on men.

Pete catches a virus

Internet video tolerances

The walking eye challenges our take on the duel of wits

Reality TV tries to have a conscience, still not that great

We try not to piss people off

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