Save Against Frostbite

Michael is here to guest host because he disagrees with everything we say.

Very little disagreement is done.

We find our guests website he didn't know he had.

Accidental back handed insult to Fear the Boot

Why being scared is a good thing sometimes

When criminals grow up

Pete talks about the guild of dirty bastards, join your local chapter today.

Racism

Our commentary track for mutant chronicles.

Gangstas and Thugs

Who the fuck do these assholes think they are?  I can’t just say “idiocy of youth” and leave it at that, because more and more I’m seeing these buttfucking bastards in their twenty-somethings (and sometimes thirty-somethings).  Who do I speak of, you ask?


    I’m talkin’ about wannabe thugs; third-rate gangstas; suburban playas.  Basically, I’m talking about immature idiots imitating imbecilic icons of incarceration.  Okay...so that wasn’t so basic, but you get the point.
    My question to these douchebags is this:  What purpose does it serve you to be a destructive hoodlum?  You don’t live in the inner city where your people are kept down by ever increasingly racially biased law enforcement.  You don’t have to become a criminal to survive in the harsh environment known affectionately as “The Streets”.  You don’t even belong to an organized criminal association (not that that would be a forgivable reason either).  No, you just parade around town with your dewrag-topped head held high, stirring up shit and attacking bystanders with assumed impunity.  The only reason you have for acting like a complete cuntstain is that it’s “cool”.

 
    Well I’ve got news for you, asshat: You aren’t cool.  You are a pathetic insult to all that poor inner city kids have to deal with on a daily basis.  You are a worthless cumsplatter on the face of society.  Do you think real “gangstas” LIKE being on the ass-end of civilization?  Sure, there are a lot of rappers who sing about thug life, but do you think for even a second a single one of them likes it enough to give up their swimming pools filled with cash9 just to grab a Glock 9 and go bust some caps?  Are you a complete moron?


    Sure, there are some idiot rappers out there who glorify thug life (*cough* 50 Cent *cough*), but people who take these living afterbirths seriously belong in the same category as people who worship Satan because they started listening to Gorgoroth.


    So, if you are one of these specimens who believe you deserve respect and adulation for being a violent, sociopathic shit-for-brains, then kindly go drink a pint of Javex.  You will be doing us all a big favour.

-Pete The Frostbitten Aug 27, 2009

The DragonCon story, yes it did happen

Sleazoid Mafia 666 

People who drop fish into there pussy

The growth of porn in our lives

Hangovers

Don't smoke cigarettes covered in piss

Men with breast.

Titty-sex

Your parents in your sex life

fallen earth sucks and Pete is wrong

New dethklok album

Just in case you wanted to get a hooker here is how to get away with it.

Next week THE DragonCon Story

Music by the Throbbin Hoods.

Texting is the technology for dicks.

"spike tv is one giant insult to my intelligence as a man"

The new avatar trailer

Star Wars: The Old Republic

    Developmentally Delayed

Final Fantasy XIII; Star Craft II; and Grand Theft Auto 4.  What do these three games have in common?  Well, aside from the fact that they were/are being hyped more than Peter Molyneux’s sense of self worth, these games have all met with serious delays.  The question is:  Are delays a necessity in order to make a shitty game better for release, or is it all just polishing turds and taking your damn fool time to do it?
    In some cases, delays have done nothing to make a game that’s assumed to be good better.  In the case of Daikatana, three years went by and the finished product we got was a steaming pile of camel spunk.  Duke Nukem Forever is a joke played on all of us; not only did 3D-Realms sit on its hands for ten years before going tits up, but at this point who is even interested in this archaic franchise anymore?  If Duke Nukem Forever came out tomorrow with a price tag of $20, it still wouldn’t sell as good as a free kick to the nads.
    On the flip side, there are a few games which took the “It’s done when it’s done” route and came out shining like a sparkling fairy piss.  One of the most notable of these is Half-Life 2.  A vast, polished, and incredibly addictive game (if you’re into first-person shooters, that is), Half-Life 2 delivered to its fans exactly what they wanted.  Hell, I wasn’t even a fan of the first one, and I loved this sequel.  Of course, I wasn’t hopping up and down on my dick in anticipation for its release, either.  However; one game I was foaming at the mouth for which got briefly delayed was GTA4.  
Now, I don’t want to go sucking Rockstar’s dick or anything, but GTA4 is fucking brilliant.  Finally we have a somewhat believable story, with a realistic and relatable main character, and an eye-gougingly sweet physics engine in one of my favourite franchises.  Okay; granted the relationship mini-games are balls, and the loss of all that cool shit from GTA: San Andreas (*cough* planes, parachutes, and pedal bikes *cough*) was a bit of a blow to the series, but the significance of a major graphical overhaul on a series which has looked the same since its first incarnation on the PS2 is as enormous as Rosie O’Donnell’s left buttock.
Now that the fellating is over with, time to answer the question I posed earlier.  Are delays a good thing?  Simple answer:  Only if the company which is making the game is a juggernaut of gaming goodness.  I fully trust Square Enix to blow me away with their next Fantasy, and I am positive Star Craft II will kick a fuckload of  ass, but I would not trust a mediocre company such as, say, Koei to man up and make a blockbuster gaming experience if they put off releasing it for more than a year.  I say, if a gaming giant needs a little more time to tweak their art, let them.  In the end, we’re the ones who are going to benefit from it.

-  PeTe the Frostbitten